Seven Wonders of the Complaining World

I know EVERYONE loves to complain about buses. You wait for ages and three come at once... they are always late... etc etc etc.

BUT... could you seriously bring yourself to make any of the following complaints (and expect to be taken seriously!)

1. The bus driver looked at me funny
   
2. The Number 332 bus only stops at Sikh temples and chip shops (what more could you want?)
   
3. I walked past the bus stop and it just exploded! (... followed by an obvious claim for compensation)
4. The driver got out of the bus and started shouting at a tree (yes, that one was actually true!)
5. The bus ran over my cat... my neighbour saw it happen and said the driver didn't even barke (possibly the most unfortunate typo in the world!)
6. Your bus assaulted me (all by itself... clever!)
7. I waved at the bus driver and he waved back (I'm sure there was a problem there somewhere... :s)

Believe it or not, these were all apparently genuine complaints! It just goes to show that people really are funny things.

I'd love to hear if anyone can better any of these. Answers on a postcard please... (or in a comment of course :P)